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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #75 on: September 01, 2020, 10:52:50 AM »
True, just a low number of active Australian CFF managers.
But awesome and great that Australia had never problems in the NT of all past 10 seasons, thanks to everytime a good NT manager. 8)
I suppose there are countries that are very jealous of the Australian NT circumstances/mentality/conditions. Proud to be Australian ! :P :)
And to make the foreign CFF managers even more jealous, also proud to be Australian because we have waves and pretty girls :  :))


But not a beautiful accent... ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2020, 06:14:47 PM »
True, just a low number of active Australian CFF managers.
But awesome and great that Australia had never problems in the NT of all past 10 seasons, thanks to everytime a good NT manager. 8)
I suppose there are countries that are very jealous of the Australian NT circumstances/mentality/conditions. Proud to be Australian ! :P :)
And to make the foreign CFF managers even more jealous, also proud to be Australian because we have waves and pretty girls :  :))

But not a beautiful accent... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Just because our ancestors liked their booze that much we learnt to talk drunk...

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #77 on: September 02, 2020, 08:20:55 AM »
True, just a low number of active Australian CFF managers.
But awesome and great that Australia had never problems in the NT of all past 10 seasons, thanks to everytime a good NT manager. 8)
I suppose there are countries that are very jealous of the Australian NT circumstances/mentality/conditions. Proud to be Australian ! :P :)
And to make the foreign CFF managers even more jealous, also proud to be Australian because we have waves and pretty girls :  :))

But not a beautiful accent... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Just because our ancestors liked their booze that much we learnt to talk drunk...

https://youtu.be/zdow47FQRfQ?t=49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMPpnCvCZvw

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #78 on: September 02, 2020, 11:39:13 AM »
It is the Ukranian time!!

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #79 on: September 02, 2020, 11:40:30 AM »
Angus Friendchenko, may choose retirement of profesional cycling this saturday night.

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #80 on: September 02, 2020, 12:32:22 PM »
. . . . . . . . . . BREAKING NEWS . . . . . . . . . BREAKING NEWS . . . . . . . .
Food poisoning in the Ukrainian NT selection.
Now very uncertain if they can ride the last race of the NT season.

Kiev, Ukraine,
The Ukrainian NT manager JGM received a gift from EpoGluck as good luck wish for the upcoming NT race.
Ofcourse the gift was a truckload of peaches, and JGM fed his NT selection all week with those peaches.
But after a few days some Ukrainians got very sick. The cause was quickly found ; the peaches contained a rare gut virus.
It is unknown how long the Ukrainian cyclists will be sick, and if they can ride on Sunday.
The rumor goes that they can only get well if a vaccine is made, and the ingredients of that vaccine only grow in Australia.
And also the rumor goes that Australia has a very sudden logistics problem, and the soonest they will fix this problem is on Monday. :)

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #81 on: September 02, 2020, 01:19:40 PM »
Angus Friendchenko, may choose retirement of profesional cycling this saturday night.
Can't happen, he's already volunteered to race the NT race, he said that makes forced retirement attempts invalid under CFF guidelines, and to h*** with what his manager claims.

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #82 on: September 02, 2020, 04:58:41 PM »
Latest news --останні новини

Putin has been seen in Australia, once again politics has been mixed up with sport, this time the former president of the uRRuSSia, has signed a contract of fake news
with the Australian Goverment.

From now on, the Peachey team ( fighter for the ukranian independence of Russia) will be a poisoning of ukranians, especially cyclist and children in the Australian television, in return, Russia will provide the Australian population with a free gallery pics, of the most important russian personalities. In addition, Indonesia (not the best friend of the Australians)will be considered  a minor republic without any legal power in marine laws for Russia



One of the free pics, part of the contract
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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #83 on: September 02, 2020, 05:04:11 PM »
EPO, Russia, Poison, Ukraine - this is yesterday's news already; but Australia...?!?!?!

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #84 on: September 02, 2020, 05:19:36 PM »
EPO, Russia, Poison, Ukraine - this is yesterday's news already; but Australia...?!?!?!

Always working  in the shadow this marsupials!


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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #85 on: September 03, 2020, 02:20:35 AM »
. . . . . . . . . . BREAKING NEWS . . . . . . . . . BREAKING NEWS . . . . . . . .
Food poisoning in the Ukrainian NT selection.
Now very uncertain if they can ride the last race of the NT season.

Kiev, Ukraine,
The Ukrainian NT manager JGM received a gift from EpoGluck as good luck wish for the upcoming NT race.
Ofcourse the gift was a truckload of peaches, and JGM fed his NT selection all week with those peaches.
But after a few days some Ukrainians got very sick. The cause was quickly found ; the peaches contained a rare gut virus.
It is unknown how long the Ukrainian cyclists will be sick, and if they can ride on Sunday.
The rumor goes that they can only get well if a vaccine is made, and the ingredients of that vaccine only grow in Australia.
And also the rumor goes that Australia has a very sudden logistics problem, and the soonest they will fix this problem is on Monday. :)

Heeeeeey! Good luck from Kiev! (You’ll need it!😉)

As the Ukrainian NT manager, I can confirm that our riders have already shitted all the poisoned peaches and they are waiting to make “notFriends” this Sunday...

Alea Jacta Est

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #86 on: September 03, 2020, 10:46:39 AM »
 :))
Thanks, you too good luck from Down Under, JGonmar !
alea jacta est / bellum(angus ;))amicum

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #87 on: September 03, 2020, 01:17:14 PM »
It's funny, the Aussie cobbler key to our hope is in the top Ukranian team, and two important Ukranian cobblers important for their hopes is in my team.
I'm confident on Australia winning another NT champion on Sunday.  It's good to see Ukraine achieving 2nd though.

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #88 on: September 03, 2020, 02:52:39 PM »
Is great, because Australia and Ukraine are both one of the countries withe less cyclist/teams per total teams ratio.

Good job is done here

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Re: Australia NT Season 11
« Reply #89 on: September 03, 2020, 03:39:34 PM »
After the  missunderstanding with the Australian "fake" news, Angus Friend has requested for a trasnfer from the peachey team to any other team from the international CFF

 The Ukranian team, Peachey&Melocotones,  has declared to.the ukranian news, that they have nothing to do, with the policial investigations about the fake passport found in Friend's residence.  Let's Hope everything os solved before sunday, and Friend can travel to the NT race